Poetry and tragedy

HEAD OVER HEELS IN DREAMS

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Overheard at the Kirkwall Circle

Hawke:
Before I forget, I brought something for you, Bethany.
Bethany:
Hm? I was just reading the latest story Isabela and Varric have written.
Hawke:
Oh? What's the story about?
Bethany:
*wistfully* The dashing pirate captain surprises her lover in the kitchen as she was baking desserts, and ravishes her. It's so romantic.
Hawke:
.....
Bethany:
Is something wrong, sister?
Hawke:
No, nothing.
Bethany:
I'm sorry, I'm being rude. What wondrous gift did you bring me?
Hawke:
Cupcakes.
Bethany:
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Hawke:
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